Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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