you win again, gameday.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
