The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
