The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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