I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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