Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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