Dual....:-)
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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