i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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