I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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