I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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