I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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