I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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