You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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