on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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