Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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