Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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