You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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