i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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