Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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