Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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