For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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