We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Also, beer. Big fan.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
