Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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