I didn't shave. On purpose
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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