wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
