Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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