I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
foreskin is a definite game changer
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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