haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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