I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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