I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
MIDGETS
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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