Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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