She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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