Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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