I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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