kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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