Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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