Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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