I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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