If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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