Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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