Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
jump out the window naked night went bad
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
