I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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