you guys were way drunker than both of me
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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