Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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