They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She bit a glass in half.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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