you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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