even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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