i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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