Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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