My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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