If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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