she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
should my penis look like a turkey
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
